10 Minutes late:
.
This was a man named George who got a new job.
His fellow employees always met for a round of
golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet
them at 10:00 on Saturday morning.
George replied that he would love to meet them,
but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at
exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that
he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again.
He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and
wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks,
with George always saying that he may be
10 minutes late, and then always winning the
round golfing, either left or right handed.
The other employees are getting tired of this,
and decided to ask him what the deal was.
They said, "George, every Saturday you say
you may be ten minutes late. You never are.
Then you show up and golf with either right handed
or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?"
George replies,
"Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy.
Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife.
If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed.
If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed."
"Well," one of the employees questioned,
"What happens if she is laying on her back?"
George replies,
"Then I am 10 minutes late."
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