Fisher of men ...
The rain was pouring down. and standing in front of a big puddle outside
the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick,
The rain was pouring down. and standing in front of a big puddle outside
the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick,
with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says,
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says,
"Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies,
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies,
the gentleman, being a bit of a smart arse,
cannot resist asking,
cannot resist asking,
"So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth", says the old man.
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Breeding ...
A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman sitting next to him said,
"You're the eighth", says the old man.
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Breeding ...
A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman sitting next to him said,
'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said.
'What a coincidence' the farmer said.
'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.'
This is a special day for me too,
This is a special day for me too,
I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added:
'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last
year my hens were infertile, but today they are laying again.
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last
year my hens were infertile, but today they are laying again.
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
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Wife missing............!!!!!!!!
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