[nidokidos] Marriage or Life Imprisonment?

 

ENJOY SHARE - Super wife


A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about first wedding night.... Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your body part 'the prison' and call my body part 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.'

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her: "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY?!'

 

 

When A Girl Sees Her Crush Online
 

Every girl has that one guy she has a crush on forever. And they do some absolutely crazy stuff when they have a particular interest in a guy and she sees him online!! Right from calling and irritating her besties to dancing like a maniac, girls start freaking out and make their own assumptions from the messages they get from their crushes. Watch Simran, in her series Simran Ka Siyapa, showing you some weirdest things that girls do when they're alone chatting to their crush!

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