Yeh to ultimate Hai....
Absolute Classic!!!
A VILLAGER WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for 4 years while his wife was in their native place.
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how's this
"Happy event" happened, when he had not seen his wife for four years...
The man said it is common in der village that neighbour's take care of the wife when men are away.
The confusd colleagues askd "How will u ppl decide d surname for ur children?"
The man explained, "If its the Second Neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be "DWIVEDI"...
If it is the Third Neighbour then it would be "TRIVEDI"...
If it is the Fourth Neighbour then it
would be "CHATURVEDI"...
If its the Fifth Neighbour then it would be "PANDEY"...
After listening to this, questions followed,"What if it is a Mixture of Neighbours ?"
"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...
"And what if the Wife is Too Shy to tell the name of the neighbour ?"
Then it would be "SHARMA"...
"But what if She Refuses to Divulge the Name of the Neighbour ?"
Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...
"If She Does Not Remember the name then ?'
"It is YAAD-AV"...
"But who knows whether the child resulted from a Rape ?'
Then it will be named "DOSHI"...
"Finally, if the child happened because of Wife's Burning Desire ?"
Then he will be named "JOSHI"...
"And if the Whole Village had made Efforts for the Happy Arrival ?"
"DESHPANDEY" 👏
Jatt Juliet 2 (2013) - Full Punjabi Film
Fateh Singh (Diljit Dosanjh) is a Punjab police constable that desperately wants a promotion. Because of this, he accepts Deputy Commissioner request backed up by Inspector Singh's (Jaswinder Bhalla) to fly to Canada to retrieve his daughter, Pooja Singh (Neeru Bajwa). Fateh assumes that this will be an easy task and on reaching Vancouver starts his mission to bring Pooja back but mistakes Pooja's friend working in a parlour as Pooja herself but is dismayed when Pooja ends up being a "by the books" officer with the Vancouver Police Department who has left the parlour sometime back because of the Police Job. Fateh in order to bring her back and to avoid deputation back to India helps Pooja to convince her Mother in getting herself roped with a white man in marriage bond whom Pooja likes. This clashes with his irreverent and unsophisticated personality, but soon the two begin to find themselves drawn to one another.
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Posted by: "DR. MAHESH" <drmaheswar_2013@yahoo.com>
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